Yes, but I am the genuine article. If I had any friends they would tell you
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Don't worry, I'm building a wicker man for him just outside the forum. We'll have us a good old fashioned evangelist burning party later.Originally posted by LucyJesus, LB, I thought your avatar was meant to keep this person away.Comment
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Lost soul seeking guidance....
She sounds .....nice.... Can you tell me a bit more, like exactly how pert was she?Originally posted by Chico"Can God judge us? How can He know about suffering?", snapped a pert young brunette.
P.S. The rest of the story's your normal sanctimonous cr@p. Now shut the fook up.Comment
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As Jesus said:
If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
John 15:8Sola gratia
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Soli Deo gloriaComment
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No he didn't. He said "I'm glad these aren't rusty nails...."
Originally posted by ChicoAs Jesus said:
If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
John 15:8Comment
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Reflections on faith
Yes, but what did he have to say about the pert brunette?Originally posted by ChicoAs Jesus said:
If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
John 15:8Comment
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And it still hates him, now fu ck off.Originally posted by ChicoAs Jesus said:
If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first.
John 15:8I was TheMonkeyComment
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And the world hates Jesus beacause?
John 3:16-21
16 "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him.
18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son.
19 This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil.
20 Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed.
21 But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God."Sola gratia
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Thanks mate!Originally posted by The Clown BeaterAnd it still hates him, now fu ck off.
My monitor is now covered in coffee!
Churchill - In "Thank feck I've got my own office" mode!Comment
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