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Feck must be getting old - just ordered a new Mercedes E-class.
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“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain” -
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Chances are she will look like the back of a lorry or bus....Originally posted by greenlake View PostAtW's fantasy....
The reality....

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The police knocked on our door the other night. The officer said, "I'm sorry but it looks like your wife's been run over by a bus."Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostChances are she will look like the back of a lorry or bus....
I said, "I know but she's a good cook and a kinky little thing in bed."The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Poor Dim, he seems to be a little exercised by this thread. I wonder why.

That's the thing with Brexiters they're not only thick but they lack any emotional control whatsoever, so they can't help exposing themselves.Hard Brexit now!
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If it's got to be a Benz - it has to be the 380 SEI V8
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How come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?Originally posted by sasguru View Post
Poor Dim, he seems to be a little exercised by this thread. I wonder why.

That's the thing with Brexiters they're not only thick but they lack any emotional control whatsoever, so they can't help exposing themselves.Comment
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He can't reach the pedals without a booster seat.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostHow come you are not doing your bit and getting a Nissan?
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