Finders Keepers Criminal Record

[greenlake]

I once found the key to someone's house on the floor. Luckily it had the address on the key fob, so I moved in and changed the locks.

Sorted!

Keys? Keys are for amateurs....

[SueEllen]

Some useful pointers on the etiquette of such matters here: Here are the rules for finding money and keeping it

What you do is take it to the police station. The police then tell you to keep it because it's too much paper work.

You therefore get the £20 and no record.

If it's a bigger amount especially a few thousand then they do do the paperwork but make sure you go with a witness to stop them thieving it.

[northernladyuk]

I once found the key to someone's house on the floor. Luckily it had the address on the key fob, so I moved in and changed the locks.

Sorted!

How long have you been locked in for?

[northernladyuk]

What you do is take it to the police station. The police then tell you to keep it because it's too much paper work.

You therefore get the £20 and no record.

If it's a bigger amount especially a few thousand then they do do the paperwork but make sure you go with a witness to stop them thieving it.

The old man wipes his arse on it before handing it in to be on the safe side.

[MrMarkyMark]

How long have you been locked in for?

Hush you.

When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?

[MarillionFan]

Hush you.

When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?

Old Greg will do it for 50p

[greenlake]

When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?

Not since the Google Earth car drove by....

[northernladyuk]

Hush you.

When was the last time you bent over for a measly £20?

With my lumbago?


The old man got a conviction last year for masturbating over the citrus fruit in One Stop. He got off on a peel.

[northernladyuk]

Old Greg will do it for 50p

Twice.

[MrMarkyMark]

Twice.

Once to pay the piper