Philip Green Pays Up ....

[northernladyuk]

I just don't Like Green, he's the British version of an oligarch, brash and the penultimate definition of new money.

Taking his knighthood would hurt him more than you could imagine, possibly more than losing the cash.

New money likes nothing more to be endorsed and embraced by old, it legitimises them.

He should be made to beg like a little doggy to keep his knighthood in front of a parliamentary committee, and then have it taken away from him while Eric Pickles sits on top of him and farts in his face.

[MrMarkyMark]

He should be made to beg like a little doggy to keep his knighthood in front of a parliamentary committee, and then have it taken away from him while Eric Pickles sits on top of him and farts in his face.

I was hoping the Queen would be available to do the deed.

How do you think she will feel with Pickles being present, naked, obviously?

[northernladyuk]

I was hoping the Queen would be available to do the deed.

How do you think she will feel with Pickles being present, naked, obviously?

Surely Fatty Soames would be more appropriate for a royal occasion?

Edit: always worth remembering that sex with Fatty is reputedly:

like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out