Social?

[sasguru]

Now that would be a excellent Xmas prezzie

I think it'll depend on how pissed we get him!

Now how many times have I told you - I'll only do a threesome with your younger sister.

[sasguru]

Or maybe a spot of wife swapping - does he like blonde yanks with massive knockers? Her age may be a problem, though...

Yes it would be

[SallyAnne]

Or maybe a spot of wife swapping - does he like blonde yanks with massive knockers? Her age may be a problem, though...

Well as you'll see when you meet me, he really isn't that picky

How old are we talking?

[EqualOpportunities]

Now how many times have I told you - I'll only do a threesome with your younger sister.

What, my sister or hers? Mine's 16... No really.

[EqualOpportunities]

Well as you'll see when you meet me, he really isn't that picky

How old are we talking?

21. But she shops like a much older woman.

[sasguru]

So its sorted then - I get a foursome with my wife SallyAnne, her younger sister and EO's 16 year old sister. Thanks mate, very generous of you.

[SallyAnne]

21. But she shops like a much older woman.

Shut up - you've got a 21 year old wife?! B*ll*cks

are you trying to impress SAS?!

[SallyAnne]

So its sorted then - I get a foursome with my wife SallyAnne, her younger sister and EO's 16 year old sister. Thanks mate, very generous of you.

I love your persistance - you're a class act SAS

ps - that would be a 5some.

[sasguru]

Shut up - you've got a 21 year old wife?! B*ll*cks

are you trying to impress SAS?!

What! He's throwing in his wife as well? Cool, I've never had a fivesome before

[EqualOpportunities]

So its sorted then - I get a foursome with my wife SallyAnne, her younger sister and EO's 16 year old sister. Thanks mate, very generous of you.

You're welcome mate. Any time. Just leave your money on the bedside cabinet.