CUK Contractor Competitive Syndrome

[MarillionFan]

I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C

[sasguru]

I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C

Now I can never take you seriously again.

[thunderlizard]

I am the most contractory of all of you. Incorporated while still in full time education and never had a permanent employment contract.

[Mordac]

I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster

Not sure about the hairy arse, but I can certainly vouch for the BO.

[wonderwaif]

I've got the biggest dome.

No I'm sorry, that's me.

Tony Blair

[Emperor Dalek]

No I'm sorry, that's me.

Tony Blair

[n5gooner]

I have more money than Threaded!

[hyperD]

I've got the Fuzziest Muff.

[Francko]

That's the best you can come up with? You are hopeless.

I have more money and work less than DP
I work more weekends than Milan
I have a better avatar than AtW
I spell better than Fleetwood
I am more suicidal than Helios
I am more feminine than Sally Anne
I talk more boll0cks than sasguru
I have more children than shaunboy
I am more chav than MF
I hate foreigners more than McQuidd
I am more pervert than Xoggoth
I am older than Hattra
I have more hair than monkey
I am more nut about religion than Chico
I have more skin than zeitghost
I am more english than Tony english

guys.... you are hopeless! It's a clear win.

[ZARDOZ]

I am the one true CUK god.