EU Job of the Day...

[DimPrawn]

EU is fooked 'innit.

Look on JobServe, 56 jobs paying over £800 a day.

Brexit boom is unstoppable.

[darmstadt]

That email reads like it was written by a certain banned teutonic poster too. You know, the one with no GCSE's.

Actually came from a company in the UK...

[barrydidit]

Actually came from a company in the UK...

Scotland bit of UK?

[darmstadt]

Scotland bit of UK?

Sometimes I really don't know, nor care...

[barrydidit]

Sometimes I really don't know, nor care...

You'll make a proper CUK-er yet then.

[Paddy]

Ha, how about this bollocks I got today:

Ha, how about this bollocks I got today:

Good Morning,

Forgive the approach our client a Global IT Services company require a IT Support consultant to join their customer project team based in Frankfurt.

The role will be on a freelance basis, the rate will be €120-130 per day and the duration is yet to be confirmed but they do need someone to start immediately.

For further details please email me your latest CV to plonker@ripoffrecruitment and I can organise my colleague to give you a call.

Should the role not be relevant, please accept my apologies however if you can recommend any colleague or friend this would be appreciated.

I look forward to your response.

Best Regards
Twat

Their website...

Cleaning the booths at Dr Muller’s pays €150 pd

[greenlake]

You are too late I have already put a couple of "local" Syrian refugees up for the job

Of course they're all under 18....