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I did have a page 3 girl in my bedroom once...Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostYou're obviously a very naughty boy.....Accccieeed
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Initials PAB?Originally posted by Mordac View PostI did have a page 3 girl in my bedroom once...The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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OK, if we are playing those games, how about the Czechoslovakian Playmate of the Year, does that trump your page 3 girl?Originally posted by Mordac View PostI did have a page 3 girl in my bedroom once...
I believe it must do
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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How funny Mordac - Good old M&HOriginally posted by Mordac View PostSounds like the good old days at Middx & Herts* in the late 80's. I have a few tales to tell, but in deference to CUK's lawyers, I won't.
*nightclub in Harrow Weald / Stanmore area, lots of Eastenders & Grange Hill actors went there.
I remember meeting the Mitchell Brothers in there many years ago.Comment
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No, not that one, although I have met her (fully clothed, I hasten to add).Originally posted by LondonManc View PostInitials PAB?His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I remember Ian Beale trying to chat up my then gf in there once. Another ex-gf taught the kids of the other Mitchell (not the Ross Kemp one) at a school in Mill Hill. You from that neck of the woods?Originally posted by saptastic View PostHow funny Mordac - Good old M&H
I remember meeting the Mitchell Brothers in there many years ago.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I reckon you probably pip me on that one. Might I have seen her in any gentleman's special interest documentaries?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostOK, if we are playing those games, how about the Czechoslovakian Playmate of the Year, does that trump your page 3 girl?
I believe it must do
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Well, she was definitely in the magazine I made sure I had a quick look before we went out.Originally posted by Mordac View PostI reckon you probably pip me on that one. Might I have seen her in any gentleman's special interest documentaries?

We did get some looks when we hit the dance floor, it got quite steamy
Still, as models can be, she was quite a handful and just a little neurotic, so didn't go much further after a couple of dates.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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JG? Although she's looking a bit rough these days, she was bang tidy back in the day.Originally posted by Mordac View PostNo, not that one, although I have met her (fully clothed, I hasten to add).The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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