He's a good looking lad

[MarillionFan]

Im taking my hairy arse off to bed. I suggest you do the same.

[wendigo100]

No quiet sober m8.
You're as much a woman as Vinnie Jones.
Boyfriend not wondering why you're online. No? What a surprise.

Ip address is a real giveaway.

You are clever, you IT gurus. How do you know what her IP address is, and how does it indicate what sex she is?

[DimPrawn]

Don't you know anything?

Odd IP's are assigned to men and even ones to women.

Where were you on the 1st day at uni?

[Judge Fred]

Leave it MF.

I have to say AtW. There's a certain amount of Freddy about you!! and I don't mean Mercury. More like Kruger.

[Mordac]

If you think I'm some bloke who used to get on the board, and are going to be a complete ***** to me all the time, then why dont you just stop ******* repying to my posts?

He had a nasty experience in a Bangkok bar and now he automatically assumes every woman he encounters will turn out to be a geezer. Just play along and don't let it get to you. He's nearly finished the therapy and will be back to normal - which wasn't that great either, but that's a different story.

[SallyAnne]

He had a nasty experience in a Bangkok bar and now he automatically assumes every woman he encounters will turn out to be a geezer. Just play along and don't let it get to you. He's nearly finished the therapy and will be back to normal - which wasn't that great either, but that's a different story.

I'm sure he's a nice bloke really...

[Mordac]

He did turn nasty once when I "borrowed" some kit from a test bed he had spend literally minutes assembling in a neat pile in a corner. Not really a team player is our MF. OK once you get to know him though.

[MarillionFan]

Team player, you cheeky git. I was in charge and you nicked my test kit for a 10million quid contract because the router was shiny.

Respect My Authority......

[MarillionFan]

Imagine my surprise when the directors came down to see this all encompassing, fantastic piece of kit that was going to win a 10m contract, I walked into the room and there was an empty room except for a loan power cable and a monitor with a lead swinging from it.

Lo and behold. A visit from the network fairy!!!!

[MarillionFan]

Working with Mordac is like working with the dodgy bloke from the Fast Show. 'You want to watch me mate, Im a geezer, I'll have that'