Originally posted by MrMarkyMark
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The worst interview location.........
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Didn't you have a car there? I've done a couple of interviews in my car in the client's car park."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR -
His chauffeur was on a day off.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDidn't you have a car there? I've done a couple of interviews in my car in the client's car park.The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't existComment
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Last year, I did a telephone interview from Asda carpark in ... HounslowOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostOne of my most recent was in a car park in Hounslow.
Your move.
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Drove to Newcastle for an interview only to find the bloke supposed to be doing it had phoned in sick.
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostDrove to Newcastle for an interview only to find the bloke supposed to be doing it had phoned in sick.
Always nice when they don't let you know, unless you like Newcastle
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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The kitchen of the HR lady in her house in Uxbridge.
This happened after the main office building nearby was evacuated due to street riots in London at the time. So I gave her a lift home.
Did't get the permie post
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Originally posted by kolata View PostThe kitchen of the HR lady in her house in Uxbridge.
This happened after the main office building nearby was evacuated due to street riots in London at the time. So I gave her a lift home.
Did't get the permie post
I reckon you would have got it, if you had offered to bleed her radiators, or, maybe you did and you didn't make a good job of it.
4The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Quite likely. Anyway, post was paying only £86000/yr.Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostI reckon you would have got it, if you had offered to bleed her radiators, or, maybe you did and you didn't make a good job of it.
It was a nice house though.
PS. Why the white 4? Retarded?Comment
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Touche pal, toucheOriginally posted by kolata View PostQuite likely. Anyway, post was paying only £86000/yr.
It was a nice house though.
PS. Why the white 4? Retarded?
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Originally posted by kolata View PostQuite likely. Anyway, pos twas paying only £86000/yr.
It was a nice house though.
PS. Why the white 4? Retarded?
£86K, what were you doing at the interview, in the first place, wouldn't get out of bed for it.
Most probably retarded, but not for that reason
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No, its to give more space to the post, unfortunately it shows up in the mobile app, not on the site.
NLUK particularly likes it
Shut it you chunt, please add where you have had your worst interview.Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostTouche pal, touche
In fact, don't, I dread to think.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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