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How much is your cv worth?

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    #11
    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post


    Nah. This one has teeth.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      You have to register or login, for that reason, I'm out.

      It's probably a random number generator and data is used to **** you over in some way.
      I logged in using FB. And yes, you're right, they've used that to spam the fook out of me in the last few hours. Four so far.

      Don't bother.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I logged in using FB. And yes, you're right, they've used that to spam the fook out of me in the last few hours. Four so far.

        Don't bother.
        Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Quite good that. Reckons I'm worth £63k. Always knew I'd been punching above my weight
          You're not wrong matey. Someone seems to have inserted a superfluous "k" after the £63 in your sentence...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #15
            £45k

            Then it brought up a bunch of permie roles paying less than I was on when I took a brief permie holiday 6(ish) years ago, plus a bunch of contract roles paying less than I'm on now.

            Maybe I need to 'enhance' my CV a little...

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              #16
              Most of the recommended jobs for me were like this:

              Originally posted by Crap advert
              Exciting new opportunities are now available nationwide working for our new client, who provides functional assessment services on behalf of the Department for Work and Pensions (DWP).

              Full-time or part-time opportunities nationwide, 37.5 hours per week Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm or from 3 days per week (full time commitment required for initial 2 months).

              sjb medical is recruiting experienced Registered Medical Practitioners to work within the exciting and challenging area of functional assessment. No prior experience necessary, full Sector of State approved training provided with opportunities of working towards accreditation.

              All roles commence with a comprehensive induction and training programme. Once through training you will work from a local office undertaking a thorough functional assessment of each client and subsequent medical reporting which enable the DWP to make informed decisions about eligibility across a range of benefit types.

              Day to day you will be working within a local multidisciplinary team, in one of over 140 offices nationwide. The role involves conducting functional assessments and medical reporting through the use of IT (requires typing and PC use).

              The competitive starting salary is complemented by a comprehensive benefits package including:

              Comprehensive training with certification once accredited in the role
              • Reimbursement of your annual GMC fees
              • Contributory pension
              • Private Medical Scheme
              • Full GMC appraisal and revalidation responsibilities
              • Medical Indemnity Cover and protected CPD
              • 25 days’ annual leave plus option for additional holiday purchase, or for selling annual leave back to the company
              • Cycle to work scheme


              Minimum requirements for the role:
              • Qualifications as a Registered Medical Practitioner
              • Minimum 2 years’ medical experience (post FY1)
              • Eligibility to live and work in the UK (Unfortunately no sponsorship opportunities are available)
              • Full unconditional* registration with the GMC and a valid licence to practise
              Not quite sure what word(s) are on my CV that make them think that this is anything that I'm qualified to do

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