Quick lawnmower question

[CretinWatcher]

Believe me, my formative years were spent as a stable girl & consequently I have a large wizard's sleeve

FTFY.

[Support Monkey]

Believe me, my formative years were spent as a stable girl & consequently I have triceps that would give me no problem in tearing your head off your scrawny little body!

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

Why don't you use a hand lawn mower and get rid of your unsightly, overgrown, undercarriage?

[The Plantswoman]

It'll be fine - lawnmower engines have such large (engineering) tolerances (mostly) they will run on Paraffin / White Spirit. The 2-stroke oil will offer additional upper-cylinder lubricant and plug might run a little cooler.

Thanks for the advice.

I'm off to fire up the Hayter & will soon be reclining with a g&t in hand enjoying the aroma of freshly cut grass.

Have a fab weekend!