Remote Scottish Islands

[mudskipper]

"I love the weather. " That is taking the piss.

[TestMangler]

"I love the weather. " That is taking the piss.

I love the weather. I own a shop there though selling umbrellas and ponchos.

[Mordac]

I love the weather. I own a shop there though selling umbrellas and ponchos.

Well there would be no point in selling sun cream

[TestMangler]

Well there would be no point in selling sun cream

It's a big seller a couple of days a year. In fact I have a photo somewhere of BarryDidIt with his big baldy heed sunburned to f**k when he crawled a 10K race here a few years ago. Think he managed to beat the charity clown (who's about 70 and carries a bucket of coins), but that was about it. He blamed the heat.....

[barrydidit]

It's a big seller a couple of days a year. In fact I have a photo somewhere of BarryDidIt with his big baldy heed sunburned to f**k when he crawled a 10K race here a few years ago. Think he managed to beat the charity clown (who's about 70 and carries a bucket of coins), but that was about it. He blamed the heat.....

That's right, it pissed it down all morning and lulled me into a false sense of security. I got burned to f^ck. Mind you, the pre-race prep of a shed load of ale probably didn't help much

I only just overtook that clown after he got mysteriously legged up outside an umbrella shop if i remember right.

[TestMangler]

That's right, it pissed it down all morning and lulled me into a false sense of security. I got burned to f^ck. Mind you, the pre-race prep of a shed load of ale probably didn't help much

I only just overtook that clown after he got mysteriously legged up outside an umbrella shop if i remember right.

You back for it this year ? I can book you a stealth taxi if you want....although when you see the taxi fares here, you'll probably decide just to run.

[barrydidit]

You back for it this year ? I can book you a stealth taxi if you want....although when you see the taxi fares here, you'll probably decide just to run.

Yeah, but i'm gonna do it in a Burqua after last time.

[TestMangler]

Yeah, but i'm gonna do it in a Burqua after last time.

You'll fit right in

[minestrone]

Is the Anchor Tavern still going?

I used to know the owner, although I suspect he would be on his 5th liver by now.

[Mordac]

Yeah, but i'm gonna do it in a Burqua after last time.

And suddenly we're back on topic...