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    #11
    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    +1, the only time I've been at the receiving end of an attempted murder was in Oldham.
    If they were attempting murder, you'd be dead pal. They don't feck around up there.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      +1, the only time I've been at the receiving end of an attempted murder was in Oldham.
      can you convince sasguru to take a gig in oldham ?

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        #13
        Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
        If they were attempting murder, you'd be dead pal. They don't feck around up there.
        They were. I'm not. They did.

        HTH

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          #14
          Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
          If they were attempting murder, you'd be dead pal. They don't feck around up there.
          Originally posted by unemployed View Post
          can you convince sasguru to take a gig in oldham ?
          Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
          They were. I'm not. They did.

          HTH
          Salford is worse.

          I was born in Oldham.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Churchill View Post
            Salford is worse.

            I was born in Oldham.
            Would you have survived without Krav Maga?

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              #16
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              +1, the only time I've been at the receiving end of an attempted murder was in Oldham.
              I find that hard to believe. I suspect people at least consider killing you every time you open your mouth in public.
              When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                #17
                Currently contracting near Oldham.

                What do I need to look out for ?
                Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                  Currently contracting near Oldham.

                  What do I need to look out for ?
                  Komrade Korbyn.

                  HTH

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                    Currently contracting near Oldham.

                    What do I need to look out for ?
                    Anything on 2 legs. If it's male then it'll try and give you a black eye, female and it'll try to give you the clap and then a black eye.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                      Currently contracting near Oldham.

                      What do I need to look out for ?
                      Baby Churchill.

                      HTH

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