Average price of London home to reach £400K

[hyperD]

I can understand that. I bake an irresistable loaf of bread.

Me too. Although recently I appear to be suffering from baker's droop at the moment. My once fiesty yeast must be getting a little stale.

[Lucifer Box]

Do you cheat and empty your sachet into a flashy chrome device?

Perish the thought. I perform all my own kneading. I'm good with my hands you know.

[sasguru]

Feck me, you haven't been up there for a while have you. 16 year old virgins?

Was only trying to be legal ...

[Bernard Common]

Would you have full rights over the natives? So all women would have to lose their virginity to Your Lordship at 16. You could reward them with a slice of home-made bread afterwards.
The men would have to doff their caps and pulll their forelocks.
Got to put these Northerners in their place, I say ...

What a ****** you are

[sasguru]

What a ****** you are

Hey AndyW, how's it going? Washed your crusty curtains yet?

[Francko]

What a ****** you are

I wouldn't give him 6 stars at all. 1, at worst 2, when he's in the best mood.