Where can I get 10%, zero risk, govt backed return on my money?

[DimPrawn]

Q. How do you make houses "affordable", without dropping house prices (creating negative equity and risking bank balance sheets).

A.



Suddenly everyone has the house deposit they need.

[unemployed]

Yeah I'm quaking in my boots in case a loser 40-year old virgin who lives with his mum assaults me with his selfie stick.
If you can't even leave home how do you expect to start a revolution?
Now please stop, I'm getting that deep belly laugh that means the afternoon will be a write off.

Robbie Fowler is the only man that can help you now.

Mrs sadguru took my virginity a long long time ago .

I give her 3/10 for looks 4/10 for effort but 10/10 for discretion .

[AtW]

find me a house i can flip and make 100k profit on in 3 months

got my eye on a nice suv

SUV will lose you money in depreciation ...

[greenlake]

find me a house i can flip and make 100k profit on in 3 months

got my eye on a nice suv

No need to decide between a house or an SUV. You can have it all....!

[unemployed]

No need to decide between a house or an SUV. You can have it all....!

Not much good

The only thing that will flip is that polyester roof in a strong Gust of wind.