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Corporate Pole Choker or True Maverick
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Cash in denominations of 10 pence. So while you bend over to pick them up ........Originally posted by AtW View PostCash or cheque?Comment
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Best not intrude upon a lovers tiff, just leave them to it...Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostNow this is getting mighty confusing
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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I'll bring cash, but i insist that my business partner Dominic Chappell is on the board.Originally posted by AtW View PostCash or cheque?What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Chopping boardOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'll bring cash, but i insist that my business partner Dominic Chappell is on the board.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostChopping board
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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What could possibly go wrong?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'll bring cash, but i insist that my business partner Dominic Chappell is on the board.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Er, everything?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostWhat could possibly go wrong?
Hang on, I'm seeing the words "Silicon Cup" in your photo. Assuming you haven't enjoyed some malicious form of artistic licence, he's basically saying he's a fake tit.Last edited by Mordac; 9 June 2016, 16:05.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Laugh someone, for fecks sake. I work hard at these little gems y'know.Originally posted by Mordac View PostEr, everything?
Hang on, I'm seeing the words "Silicon Cup" in your photo. Assuming you haven't enjoyed some malicious form of artistic licence, he's basically saying he's a fake tit.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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