An honest question

[LondonManc]

You are so fat that shot in any direction would hit you.

When he works around the house, it is literally around the house.

[Cirrus]

Are your respective clients so fecking thick to not notice

I guess the permies are carrying them.

[FatLazyContractor]

You are so fat that shot in any direction would hit you.

Don't you dare talk about me in my absence.

HTH
MF