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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostNow, THATS what you call a service
*There is a two lady minimum as Marc, the French owner believes it takes two women to satisfy a man. It is strictly enforced.
I went when running a project in BKK many years ago and wussed out. The place was just too completely tulip mental even for me. Complete madhouse.Comment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostThe place was just too completely tulip mental even for me. Complete madhouse.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostPerhaps we need to send FLC in, it sounds right up his alleyComment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostAs pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his alley;.
Maybe he could combine it with a little jibbing, at the same time.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostAs pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his back alley;.Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostAfter, just over, 3 years
Certainly not going to miss the toilets here, or, the filthy barsetwards that think its above sub human to smear boogers everywhere.
I have, strong, suspicions its probably the Accenture Consultants, but I don't have any actual proof.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Postthe filthy barsetwards that think its above sub human to smear boogers everywhere.Comment
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No Gold watch, however, my fellow contractors have bestowed me with gifts.
A bottle of Bolly.
Chocolates from Charbonnel and Walker.
Wildlife of the Galapagos book and a Galapagos Explorer map.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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