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Last Day of Contract at Client Co.

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    #21
    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    "Each fantasies massage session is 90 minutes as we encourage our guests to explore & explode at least 2 times if not three."
    Now, THATS what you call a service
    The Chunt of Chunts.

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      #22
      Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
      Now, THATS what you call a service
      There is a picture on the wall (next to the big sign that says 'You are here to ****, not to drink') of some black american dude who hired every girl in the place at once, some thirty of them. Also there is a big yellow line painted from ceiling to floor, the ladies on the left hand side of the line will perform a service that is more painful to them than those to the right. But pretty much ANYTHING goes.

      *There is a two lady minimum as Marc, the French owner believes it takes two women to satisfy a man. It is strictly enforced.

      I went when running a project in BKK many years ago and wussed out. The place was just too completely tulip mental even for me. Complete madhouse.

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        #23
        Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
        The place was just too completely tulip mental even for me. Complete madhouse.
        Perhaps we need to send FLC in, it sounds right up his alley
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #24
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          Perhaps we need to send FLC in, it sounds right up his alley
          As pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his alley;.

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            #25
            Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
            As pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his alley;.
            I'm sure he would love a bit of pegging, in fact, I believe he deserves some

            Maybe he could combine it with a little jibbing, at the same time.
            The Chunt of Chunts.

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              #26
              Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
              As pegging is a service on the menu it probably would be up his back alley;.
              FTFY
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #27
                Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                FTFY

                Explaing my jokes? Ta

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  After, just over, 3 years
                  I just hope no one tries to foist a Gold watch, on me, before I leave.

                  Certainly not going to miss the toilets here, or, the filthy barsetwards that think its above sub human to smear boogers everywhere.

                  I have, strong, suspicions its probably the Accenture Consultants, but I don't have any actual proof.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                    the filthy barsetwards that think its above sub human to smear boogers everywhere.
                    Dear lord I worked in an office where that was happening in the stalls and couldn't fecking believe it. There were emails circulating which appeared to put a stop to it suggesting it was a conscious act. Ugh.

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                      #30
                      No Gold watch, however, my fellow contractors have bestowed me with gifts.

                      A bottle of Bolly.
                      Chocolates from Charbonnel and Walker.
                      Wildlife of the Galapagos book and a Galapagos Explorer map.

                      The Chunt of Chunts.

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