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Would you marry an ex porn star?
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostNope, MarillionFan would have taken 3 of them out, then straight back to his for threesome.
HTH.
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostIf he has taken three of them out, then wouldn't that be a foursome? Or would MF have sat too long in the bogs and missed the action?
Even so, he could have missed out as you say, last nights curry, followed up by a few burgers won't wait for no man.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by Mincepie View Postnot marry just have some fun but no torture pornThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYour wife was a porn star? What was her stage name?Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Absolutely. I marry people purely for their personality, a trait I share with all woman (Particularly my ex-wife, who drives around in an RS8, lives in a nice big house, just bought a Benateau and oddly doesn't have to work).
I am pretty open minded, so the fringe benefit of allowing my CEO & Chairman to have a go on her is quite compatible with my career advancement plans.Comment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostParticularly my ex-wife, who drives around in an RS8, lives in a nice big house, just bought a Benateau and oddly doesn't have to work.
In fact, Brillo has more, to tell, than mostThe Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostYou should speak to Brillo or DP on here and compare war stories.
In fact, Brillo has more, to tell, than mostComment
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Originally posted by clearedforlanding View PostContext of DP?
Sorry, Dim Prawn, lost a contractor fortune allegedly.The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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