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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Hot and moist mmm.

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      #12
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      AndyW's mum has improved since I last saw her.

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Are we supposed to extrapolate?
        Feel free. You know all those movie court cases where the expert witness carefully states that 'the injuries are consistent with a blow to the back of the head with a blunt instrument'?

        This weather is consistent with a climate system perturbed by an enhanced greenhouse effect.

        Expect more of the same and then some more.

        Oh, and expect certain quarters to claim the extreme rainfall numbers are merely a consequence of new rain gauges in wet places.



        My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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          #14
          Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
          Feel free. You know all those movie court cases where the expert witness carefully states that 'the injuries are consistent with a blow to the back of the head with a blunt instrument'?

          This weather is consistent with a climate system perturbed by an enhanced greenhouse effect.

          Expect more of the same and then some more.

          Oh, and expect certain quarters to claim the extreme rainfall numbers are merely a consequence of new rain gauges in wet places.




          A tiny island floating in the atlantic gets a bit more rainfall than it has done recently. What are the odds of that?!! It must be consistent with a [global?] climate system perturbed by an enhanced greenhouse effect!

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            #15
            Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
            A tiny island floating in the atlantic gets a bit more rainfall than it has done recently. What are the odds of that?!! It must be consistent with a [global?] climate system perturbed by an enhanced greenhouse effect!
            Not just recently.

            Happy new Year.
            My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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              #16
              Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
              Not just recently.

              Happy new Year.
              15 years? I've got DVDs older than that.

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                #17
                Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
                15 years? I've got DVDs older than that.
                The lashings of rain that have caused widespread flooding across northern parts of Britain made the final month of 2015 the second wettest December in more than 100 years, the Met Office has confirmed.

                Across the the country, an average of 211mm of rain fell during the month. Only December 1929 was wetter, with 213mm of rain. Scotland and Wales both had their wettest December since 1910, the earliest year on record – 333.1mm and 321mm respectively.
                UK weather: December second wettest on record as storms cause widespread flooding | Home News | News | The Independent
                My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by SpontaneousOrder View Post
                  15 years? I've got DVDs older than that.
                  I've got booty calls older than that.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
                    I've got booty calls older than that.
                    I should hope ALL your booty calls are older than 15...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
                      Feel free. You know all those movie court cases where the expert witness carefully states that 'the injuries are consistent with a blow to the back of the head with a blunt instrument'?

                      This weather is consistent with a climate system perturbed by an enhanced greenhouse effect.

                      Expect more of the same and then some more.

                      Oh, and expect certain quarters to claim the extreme rainfall numbers are merely a consequence of new rain gauges in wet places.
                      Exactly who are these "experts"? Its just modern day priests. One person who is a bit mouthier than others.

                      This weather *might* consistent with a climate system perturbed by an enhanced greenhouse effect.

                      Nobody knows. Though there is money to be made out of guessing.

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