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    #21
    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    If you were dead you would still not win. Have you tried offering admin £500 in a brown envelope?
    He's a f***ing agent. Of course he has.

    But, being an agent, after the deal was struck, he actually handed over a £5 Woolworths voucher instead and claimed no knowledge of the £500 arrangement.
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #22
      Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
      He's a f***ing agent. Of course he has.

      But, being an agent, after the deal was struck, he actually handed over a £5 Woolworths voucher instead and claimed no knowledge of the £500 arrangement.
      Clearly that is enough for admin who is still p1ssed up on the back-hander....

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        #23
        It is 2016 now

        Where is my award?

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          #24
          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          It is 2016 now

          Where is my award?
          Here you go.

          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #25
            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            It is 2016 now

            Where is my award?
            How much did you bribe admin?

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              #26
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Indeed. Still nothing from admin. Will the results be announced in 2016?
              Once all the accountant / umbrella / agent sockies have been weeded out to stop them winning again.
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                #27
                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                Once all the accountant / umbrella / agent sockies have been weeded out to stop them winning again.
                This has all gone a bit slow, have you outsourced it?

                The Chunt of Chunts.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                  This has all gone a bit slow, have you outsourced it?

                  Suity is documenting it.
                  NickFitz developing it
                  Mich testing it
                  and SimonMac Supporting it.

                  Expect it in Dec 2016
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Suity is documenting it.
                    NickFitz developing it
                    Mich testing it
                    and SimonMac Supporting it.

                    Expect it in Dec 2016
                    Well, at least they got some esteemed professionals in.

                    I would hate to think this kind of heavy duty statistical analysis would be performed by cowboys
                    The Chunt of Chunts.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Suity is documenting it.
                      NickFitz developing it
                      Mich testing it
                      and SimonMac Supporting it.

                      Expect it in Dec 2019
                      FTFY
                      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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