The Official Christmas Dinner Thread

[FatLazyContractor]

Official? Did AtW approve it?

That said, did you say it is just the wife and yerself? Isn't this an opportunity to take her up the oxo?

[Platypus]

You could try a posh restaurant or a good pub

Good suggestion.

Otherwise, how about cockerel ? Traditional, and I hear that Mrs. SimonMac likes a bit of cock

[FatLazyContractor]

Good suggestion.

Otherwise, how about cockerel ? Traditional, and I hear that Mrs. SimonMac likes a bit of cock

A bit? Last heard SM is a big man.

[barrydidit]

Rack of venison.

https://orders.booths.co.uk/products...h-cut-venison/

[SimonMac]

Isn't this an opportunity to take her up the oxo?

Its Christmas, not my birthday!

[FatLazyContractor]

Its Christmas, not my birthday!

Then I think she should gift you a session in front of Martin Scrotum

[SimonMac]

Then I think she should gift you a session in front of Martin Scrotum

Who?

[AtW]

It's not official until I say so.

I am not saying it.

[TykeMerc]

It's not official until I say so.

I am not saying it.

I think that in real terms your ownership of "official" is entirely in your own head...

I suspect most of us think that you're "officially" full of tulip

[SimonMac]

It's not official until I say so.

I am not saying it.

That's why I called it Official not official