Nooooooo

[Gonzo]

Does Mrs Gonzo look like you?

Fortunately Mrs Gonzo does not look like me.

But then, I don't look like me.

hhh

[MarillionFan]

Nothing wrong with X-Factor mate!!! Me and the lads from Rugby regularly sit down with 20 pints each and watch Simon Cowell. Poofter hey?

[Gonzo]

Mr Cowell has made a fortune out of modifying someone else's ideas. I take my hat off to the bloke - and wish I could do the same thing!

But I don't enjoy watching the show.

I believe that Mr Cowell was making the tea at a record company at the same time I was doing my degree - now which one of us has the most to show for it? (clue - not me)

[Lucifer Box]

Anyone see Robin Hood tonight? Bit slow starting but quite good in a tongue-in-cheek family viewing sort of way.

Liked the look of the Torchwood trailer afterwards though. Looking forward to that one.

[Gonzo]

My weekend has been saved!

OK I will give that a try. I have nothing to lose other than the £1.00 of electricty that it will cost. The supplier is sending a new remote for free (I didn't admit that the problem might be my fault), but that is a long time to go without TV.

I will let everyone know tomorrow.

I thought I would try the remote again before washing it and lo and behold it has started working again - funny how often that doing nothing turns out to be the best course of action. Thanks for the advice though.

[Gonzo]

I was about to ask if it had melted yet... and had you remembered to remove it from the oven before cooking Sunday lunch?

If Mrs Gonzo had cooked today then I am not sure that I would have noticed.

I can cook though - Sunday lunch is a piece of pi$$ All you have to do is put the stuff in the oven in the right order. Anyone can manage that surely?

I did think that 12 hours in the oven sounded a bit extreme to dry something out - even at 60 degrees. Thankfully the power of doing nothing won through!