Mileage or Petrol Receipts

[hyperD]

Silage.

[Troll]

ditto mileage

[stackpole]

Mileage, train fares, air fares, space shuttle fares, matter transporter fares.

threaded

PS I also claim travel expenses for using my time machine. The English Inland Revenue (as it was then) argued that there is zero mileage. I trumped them by arguing that their rules state "travel expenses", and that there is travel - in the fourth dimension.

In the UK I therefore claim 40p a year for the first 10,000 years per year, and 25p thereafter. In Denmark I can claim what I want, as I am on first-name terms with all of their ministers.

[MarillionFan]

Sometimes I do find it difficult to believe our threaded. Everyone knows that fourth dimension travel is only 10p per light year in the Y Direction.

[wendigo100]

I think the use of private time machines is adding to global warming. Especially the coal-fired ones.