Official CUK bench - Late Summer 2015

[anonymouse]

Count me out, ta. Just started the new gig after a lovely summer, now it's pissed down all week.

[FatLazyContractor]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

First rule of Losers club is nobody speaks about losers club.

If I was feeling generous and wanted to 'save' someone from the bench. It would be Fitzy. Got a perfect part time retainer role for someone of that calibre

Weren't you getting water boarded by DCs SO16 body guards?

[FatLazyContractor]

I might have to flounce off come the end of the week.

Will you still be on bench though?

[FatLazyContractor]

Treasurer?

On second thoughts, I'm worried you might burn the club's money on Chinese take away !

If I was feeling generous and wanted to 'save' someone from the bench. It would be Fitzy. Got a perfect part time retainer role for someone of that calibre

And play with him like you once did with Suity for an imaginary role in Leeds ?

[suityou01]

Will you still be on bench though?

Nope, I'd leave a 5 space gap for normal sized contractors.

Have to admit I'm NCOTBAC though as I am sitting and hoping way to much. It's a good gig and will (hopefully) allow me to pick up some new skills that would stand the test of time, and are very niche.

Need to put it out of my head.

[suityou01]

Fook me they're dragging this one out.

[DimPrawn]

Fook me they're dragging this one out.

Have they met you yet?

[FatLazyContractor]

Fook me they're dragging this one out.

Ok, i'll get those five hopefuls off the bench to fit your fat arse again

Because we all love you

[NibblyPig]

My last day today, then benched.

[FatLazyContractor]

My last day today, then benched.

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