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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    On the plus side, she doesn't use online banking.
    She may do now, just she doesn't know about it.
    I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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      #12
      She's probably on MI5 list of most wanted by now.

      I expect her PC is currently trying to hack into a secret North Korean nuclear weapons research facility.


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        #13
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        She's probably on MI5 list of most wanted by now.

        I expect her PC is currently trying to hack into a secret North Korean nuclear weapons research facility.



        Oh well, that'll save on care home costs.

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          #14
          And I hope you've already told her to disconnect from the Internet?

          (Mind you, depending on how long ago it was that she was letting them into her PC it may be far too late).

          Full reformat and reinstall is the only way to be sure, there may be key loggers or it may have been set up as a mail drone for spam.

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            #15
            Sounds like it was something similar to this: http://www.troyhunt.com/2015/04/the-...rus-scams.html

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              #16
              Hi, I'm Bob from Microsoft....

              'Hi, I'm from Microsoft and I am GOING TO KILL YOU'

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                #17
                Originally posted by meridian View Post
                And I hope you've already told her to disconnect from the Internet?

                (Mind you, depending on how long ago it was that she was letting them into her PC it may be far too late).

                Full reformat and reinstall is the only way to be sure, there may be key loggers or it may have been set up as a mail drone for spam.
                She's switched it off. I'm guessing they had access for half an hour or less, but not sure.

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                  #18
                  Watch out they may try to blackmail her using her browser history - not sure what she is into but it's best you ask her and have a frank discussion about her porn habits.

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                    #19
                    If it's Bobs and these scams usually are, they've lost the data already....

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                      So Microsoft Bob has turned to a life of crime, what a fall from his heyday of 1995, I hope Rover hasn't met a similar fate
                      Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                      No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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