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Confused.comOriginally posted by Churchill View PostWhatTheF*?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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VD.ComOriginally posted by Churchill View PostPerformanceDirect.comConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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"WireBrush&Dettol"Originally posted by Diver View PostVD.Com
The Queen is visting a hospital ward and is talking to three patients, she asks the first guy what is illness is, he replys 'piles' maam, and she asks what are you hoping for? he replys 'to get better maam' , she asks whats the cure? he replys 'wire brush & dettol'
she goes up to the second guy what his illness was, he replys 'itchy balls' maam, she asks him what are you hoping for? he replys 'to get better maam' and she asks whats the cure? he replys 'wire brush and dettol
she then walks up to the third guy and asks him what his illness is, he replys 'a throat infection maam' she then asks him, whats the cure?, he replys 'wire brush and dettol, she asks him, 'what are you hoping for? he replys, 'im hoping to get the wire brush and dettol before those filthy bastards!!Comment
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