• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Word associations

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Tea
    Teapee

    Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
    Cups of teas are the most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic known to mankind.
    High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
    Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

    "Mavis!!! You're drinking too much tea again, you'll be wanting another teapee soon."

    Comment


      Originally posted by Ivor Bigun View Post
      Teapee

      Tea is a diuretic that elevates the rate of urination (diuresis).
      Cups of teas are the most common, legal, efficent and effective diuretic known to mankind.
      High comsumption of tea results in a high output of pee, hence teapee.
      Teapee is the main social function of the elderly.

      "Mavis!!! You're drinking too much tea again, you'll be wanting another teapee soon."
      Indian
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

      Comment


        Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
        Indian
        FalseEconomy

        Comment


          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          FalseEconomy
          Gordon Brown
          "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


          Thomas Jefferson

          Comment


            Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
            Gordon Brown
            One Eyed Idiot

            Comment


              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              One Eyed Idiot
              Scottish
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

              Comment


                Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                Scottish
                Haggis

                Comment


                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Haggis
                  Kebab
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Kebab
                    shop
                    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

                    Comment


                      Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                      shop
                      ping

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X