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Loud sneezing in open plan
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Thats easy, put a remote controlled fart machine near his desk or sabotage his desk set-up, pull a few plugs etc, i do that regularly to keep the ejits awayOriginally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostI think it is a boomer actually. Lots of loud noise, totally anti social, self absorbed and ignorant of those surrounding him.
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That sounds like the younger generationOriginally posted by PurpleGorilla View PostI think it is a boomer actually. Lots of loud noise, totally anti social, self absorbed and ignorant of those surrounding him.
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No point after the first “bless you” as, every gamer knows, buffs don’t stackOriginally posted by SimonMac View PostI don't do overly loud ones, however I do do 7-8 sneezes in a row, its quite funny watching people keep saying bless you even after the 4th or 5thGrowing old is mandatory
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