What first attracted you to the chubby 44 Year old Lottery Winner then?

[MarillionFan]

Lottery winner Adrian Bayford spends £2million on horses for Samantha Burbidge | Daily Mail Online

Fantastic.What a mug.

Ends in tears now at 4/5 On.

[FatLazyContractor]

You would have done exactly the same if you had won the lottery. Stop acting like the hypocrite who shagged Katy Perry.

[MarillionFan]

You would have done exactly the same if you had won the lottery. Stop acting like the hypocrite who shagged Katy Perry.

I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you've got a big cock.

[rd409]

I already have a 28 year old wife. Don't need money when you're a big cock.

FTFY

[FatLazyContractor]

I already have a 28 year old wife.

We are not talking about ugly wives here.

[original PM]

"The pressure of the money caused us to break up"

More like that fact you now had a bit of money and suddenly realised that you would not end up living off the street cos your wife would take you to the cleaners if you even looked at another woman.

So you decide to go beat a new rug....

It's really is a shame some people cannot understand who they really are

[FatLazyContractor]

Does anyone know how the lottery money was split between him and his ex-wife?

[SunnyInHades]

Tick this piece of paper six times. If you place the ticks in the right places you'll get to shag a hot blonde 20 years younger than yourself for the rest of your life.

What's not to love ?

[FatLazyContractor]

Tick this piece of paper six times. If you place the ticks in the right places you'll get to shag a hot blonde 20 years younger than yourself for the rest of your life.

You are pleased too easily, aren't you? You have safely ignored the fact that the 20 year old blonde today will be 40 in twenty years and you don't really want to shag her for the rest of your life.

Why shag one blonde for the rest of your life when you can shag loads?

[MarillionFan]

We are not talking about ugly wives here.

Why would you want to bring your mother into this?

I heard you're an ugly fecker as well. When you were born, the doctor slapped your mother instead.