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    #41
    "Longest time with the same client"

    23 minutes according to the local hooker, but she could take longer for an extra fiver.
    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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      #42
      Originally posted by Paddy
      "Longest time with the same client"

      23 minutes according to the local hooker, but she could take longer for an extra fiver.
      Yeah, anyone over 3 inches was an extra £5?

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        #43
        Originally posted by Jesus
        As a carpenter, I don't have to worry about IR35.
        Bet you're still crapping yourself when an IR bod turns up at the pearly gates though ...
        Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

        Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

        That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

        Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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          #44
          Originally posted by snaw
          Bet you're still crapping yourself when an IR bod turns up at the pearly gates though ...
          It is easier for a WMD to be found in Iraq than for an IR bod to be found in heaven.

          Church of the PRC chapter 6 verse 66

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