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Steak and BJ day

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    #11
    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Barrydidit, I'm reliably informed, has perfected the art of the self administered blow job, which is achieved, by dropping oneself, arse first, into a wheelie bin.
    That's true that. A word of caution though...the fire brigade would only take me as far as the front door of A&E and the nurses wouldn't help me till I was inside . A very undignified Saturday night ensued.

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      #12
      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
      That's true that. A word of caution though...the fire brigade would only take me as far as the front door of A&E and the nurses wouldn't help me till I was inside . A very undignified Saturday night ensued.
      I wouldn't have thought of that to be honest. Thanks for the heads up.

      The only problem I had considered was doing it the night before bin collection day and falling asleep inside.
      When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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        #13
        Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
        I wouldn't have thought of that to be honest. Thanks for the heads up.

        The only problem I had considered was doing it the night before bin collection day and falling asleep inside.
        That's not a problem. That's the preferred method of egress. The binmen have got 6.0 cards made up for the morning I manage a perfect dismount.

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