Do you live in Beeston?

[JRCT]

Do you normally work away from home during the week?

No. Dont bother coming round

[BrilloPad]

I am pretty sure one of our Mods live there, or very close to it!

And are they responsible for all the affairs or just most of them?

[OwlHoot]

The top ten towns for extra-marital relationships in the UK were:

1. Beeston
2. Livingston
3. Maidenhead

I grew up about 10 miles from Beeston. I now live about 50 miles from Livingston and in between, I worked for GM in Maidenhead.

I am happily married..... now.

Does that imply you live roughly equidistant from Beeston, Livingston, and Maidenhead?

I guess that gives new meaning to the phrase "love triangle"

From the article:

Bournemouth came next, with just 0.17 – or 310 – cheaters in its midst.

Probably because most of them are in their 80s!

[SimonMac]

And are they responsible for all the affairs or just most of them?

You asking for relationship advice? I was thinking its about bloody time you did

[Pogle]

I have no idea where Beeston is but I have just read a book called The Bees - it was very good.
- Pogle in totally off topic mode

[SimonMac]

I have no idea where Beeston is but I have just read a book called The Bees - it was very good.
- Pogle in BAU mode

FTFY