Hobbies & pastimes

[BillHicksRIP]

I'm the minister for Overseas Development.

[kramer]

Yup. However, being caught out as the adulterous bastard that I am probably means I'll be lucky to walk out of this with my bollocks still attached!

not your first then?

[Churchill]

not your first then?

Well, what can I say?

Mea Culpa!

However, I've found someone who I now want to settle down with. No more contracting away from home. It's a nice permy job, pipe and slippers for me from now on.(Well, from 02/10/06)

[Andyw]

Well, what can I say?

Mea Culpa!

However, I've found someone who I now want to settle down with. No more contracting away from home. It's a nice permy job, pipe and slippers for me from now on.(Well, from 02/10/06)

honeymoon period ! bet you felt like that with your wife in the early days !

[Churchill]

honeymoon period ! bet you felt like that with your wife in the early days !

Wrong, within days of coming back from my honeymoon I was back to shagging my secretary.

Anyway Andy, shouldn't you be back at school?

[Andyw]

Wrong, within days of coming back from my honeymoon I was back to shagging my secretary.

Anyway Andy, shouldn't you be back at school?

And now you have run off with her !

[lukemg]

When you marry your mistress, you create a vacancy....

[AtW]

However, I've found someone who I now want to settle down with. No more contracting away from home. It's a nice permy job, pipe and slippers for me from now on.(Well, from 02/10/06)

You got old Spod - pray that your new love won't stich you up.

[Churchill]

You got old Spod - pray that your new love won't stich you up.

And that AtW is why you are still a virgin.
(That and the fact that you're an ugly fat fecker)

[Andyw]

And that AtW is why you are still a virgin.
(That and the fact that you're an ugly fat fecker)