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    #21
    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Yup.

    Concisely put.

    Rivers of Blood 150 stadia* long and 5 feet deep.

    Apparently.

    (This being a Roman(?) measurement. Miles probly a good approximation).
    And there was me thinking that religion promoted peace and love of your fellow man I wonder how they get round the 10 commandment issue or have they had that taken out of their copy of the bible?

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      #22
      Originally posted by Chico
      I am sure you mockers and scoffers (as the Bible puts it) will remember this thread in the time of the great tribulation as for me and my house will be out of here.
      So what happens if you're a rapturite who lives in a block of flats? Will your mid-level flat be neatly removed form its surroundings? I hope you pay for structural repairs entailed.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #23
        Originally posted by Chico
        I am sure you mockers and scoffers (as the Bible puts it) will remember this thread in the time of the great tribulation as for me and my house will be out of here.
        Actually I would like a point of clarification here please Chico. You say that you will be 'raptured' but can that also be translated as you will be dead? If so you wont really be much better off than the rest of us.....apart from the fact that you can take your house with you obviously

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          #24
          Originally posted by Lucifer Box
          That is awfully presumptuous. You are taking your salvation for granted and that is a one way ticket to my infernal realm.
          It is called Blessed Assurance. I am sanctified, redeemed, justified, restored and saved by the blood of Jesus Christ.

          Picture the scene, I enter the courtroom of eternal judgment. God himself sits on the judgment bench, I am judged according to the minimum standard to which God will said he will judge the world by, the ten commandments. The Bible says he who has broken the least of the commandments is guilty of breaking them all. A Righteous and Holy God demands justice and I am condemned, gavel is about to struck, the sentence is eternal damnation, but wait someone enters the courtroom, he walks to up the judge and says my debt has been paid and he shows the judge the marks of crucifixion on his body and says "it is finished". I am free to enter eternal life with my Creator, my transgressions are no more and I receive the free gift (grace) which I did not deserve and also receive mercy from my punishment which I do deserve. All because I believed in one Jesus Christ of Nazareth, the Son of God.
          Sola gratia

          Sola fide

          Soli Deo gloria

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            #25
            So I can do anything I want in my life as long as I pray to god for forgiveness just before i die.

            Then jesus hobbles in with his cross, shout "YO, that dude is with me!!" and i go to heaven and live happily ever after. Sounds like a sweet deal, i'll put praying to god for forgiveness in my diary in about 40 years time.

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              #26
              Originally posted by John Galt
              Actually I would like a point of clarification here please Chico. You say that you will be 'raptured' but can that also be translated as you will be dead? If so you wont really be much better off than the rest of us.....apart from the fact that you can take your house with you obviously
              As far as I understand these loons, they believe will be physically made whole and removed "somewhere else", while the rest of the world goes to hell. I'm intensely curious about how people come to be so brainwashed.
              It can only be a profound psychosis of the brain. As neuroscience advances we may be able to identify the physical causes and provide the poor wretches with some relief.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #27
                Originally posted by John Galt
                Actually I would like a point of clarification here please Chico. You say that you will be 'raptured' but can that also be translated as you will be dead? If so you wont really be much better off than the rest of us.....apart from the fact that you can take your house with you obviously
                Rapture is the calling of true believers of Jesus from the earth in a "twinkling of the eye". For more informtian check loads of sites on the net or better still read the Bible. A good commentary is available here
                Sola gratia

                Sola fide

                Soli Deo gloria

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Chico
                  I am sure you mockers and scoffers (as the Bible puts it) will remember this thread in the time of the great tribulation as for me and my house will be out of here.
                  "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God." (Matthew 19:24)

                  Chico, if you're a contractor (which I assume you are since you are a regular contributor on this site) - I don't fancy your chances much.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Ardesco
                    So I can do anything I want in my life as long as I pray to god for forgiveness just before i die.

                    Then jesus hobbles in with his cross, shout "YO, that dude is with me!!" and i go to heaven and live happily ever after. Sounds like a sweet deal, i'll put praying to god for forgiveness in my diary in about 40 years time.

                    Well considering that 144000 people die everyday and you do not know when you will die plus the fact that the Bible says God will not be mocked shows that you have not got it quite sussed!!!!
                    Sola gratia

                    Sola fide

                    Soli Deo gloria

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                      #30
                      Not to be confused with a rupture, which can be rather painful.

                      HTH

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