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Weekend Plans?
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Tonight...Branko Slava Superband in town
Tomorrow...spot of bunny hoppin', some footie and beer followed by Lord Bishop Rocks
Sunday...chill out and cook a nice Shepard's Pie
Have an enjoyable weekend everyone...
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This weekend my missus has left me all alone whilst she swans off to Bournemouth to see some Il Divo soundalike with her bessy mate. She's back late tomorrow night so my romantic Valentines weekend is up the Swanee. Never mind, I've just made myself a Bronx cocktail with a slice of orange and orange bitters in lieu of orange juice, had half a rack of lamb to myself and am getting nicely mellow on some top dollar Hermitage with a plate of Manchego and Physalis. Sunday my hunt for a new car continues.
Hope everyone is as chilled out as I am....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Weekend Plans?
Good excuse for naughty night with her lover. Women cover for each other's lovers !!Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostThis weekend my missus has left me all alone whilst she swans off to Bournemouth to see some Il Divo soundalike with her bessy mate. She's back late tomorrow night so my romantic Valentines weekend is up the Swanee. Never mind, I've just made myself a Bronx cocktail with a slice of orange and orange bitters in lieu of orange juice, had half a rack of lamb to myself and am getting nicely mellow on some top dollar Hermitage with a plate of Manchego and Physalis. Sunday my hunt for a new car continues.
Hope everyone is as chilled out as I am.Comment
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With a white Bentley you could always do weddings if the contracting lark dried up.Originally posted by tarbera View PostGood excuse for naughty night with her lover. Women cover for each other's lovers !!...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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