This would never happen in America...
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Wigan Man has Sex with Postbox....
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He doesn't look like the type to have missed out on the shares due to that 10k limit on investment they imposed. So that's one possible excuse discounted.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostJust read the story to big sis - she says "I went to school with a Paul Bennett".
She then looks him up on facebook - reckon it's the same guy
https://www.facebook.com/paul.bennett.9
If I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.Comment
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Despite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostHe doesn't look like the type to have missed out on the shares due to that 10k limit on investment they imposed. So that's one possible excuse discounted.
If I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.Comment
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The postbox was from Wigan...Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDespite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.Comment
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Even so, i repeat; if I were that dog I would bite him then run like ****.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostDespite the physical resemblance, I don't think it's him. He's not from Wigan.Comment
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that fckrs 15 years younger than me, but he looks ten years older.
not the dog, the bloke.
It's a testament of what hard drinking can do to the body.
Drink like me and you will always look like you're 15 years younger(\__/)
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I've shagged some women who were uglier than a postbox. Saying that, I'm a bit of a minger myself.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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but you are a first class minger.Originally posted by GlenW View PostI've shagged some women who were uglier than a postbox. Saying that, I'm a bit of a minger myself.
that postbox took second class as well(\__/)
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You think its got something to do with guns?Originally posted by AtW View PostThis would never happen in America...
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No, it's ze looks -Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostYou think its got something to do with guns?
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