Long term contractors - Parking

[woohoo]

Yes, you are also entitled to sickness benefit, 28 days holiday and allowed to use the showers to have a wank

If his current client (employer) does not have showers can he request a wank booth be provided? Or at least buy one and claim it back as expenses?

[Ramrod]

pffftt... been contracting at the same place for 5 years and still doing your own wanking????

Are you sure you're cut out etc....

[barrydidit]

If his current client (employer) does not have showers can he request a wank booth be provided? Or at least buy one and claim it back as expenses?

In this scenario I just crack one off at my desk. They soon get the message and install suitable facilities. In fact, after 5 years i'd be looking for conjugal visits to be accommodated.

[FatLazyContractor]

Can sockies have sockies?

In Scotland, yes.

[woohoo]

In this scenario I just crack one off at my desk. They soon get the message and install suitable facilities. In fact, after 5 years i'd be looking for conjugal visits to be accommodated.

Excellent advice, I will check with my accountant.

[GlenW]

Excellent advice, I will check with my accountant.

You want conjugal visits from your accountant? Either you are very strange or I want to use your accountant.

[Paddy]

pffftt... been contracting at the same place for 5 years and still doing your own wanking????

Are you sure you're cut out etc....

I did try outsourcing it once but the Bob was complaining of cramp while under the desk.

[TheFaQQer]

In this scenario I just crack one off at my desk. They soon get the message and install suitable facilities. In fact, after 5 years i'd be looking for conjugal visits to be accommodated.

[BolshieBastard]

Quick question to people in the know.....


There's a policy here where contractors are not permitted to park in the staff carpark. I've worked here now for 5 years, so would consider myself a long term contractor. I remember some time ago there was a change which gave long term contractors the same rights as members of staff?

Would this change apply to the 'no parking rule' enforced here?

Amazing.

[psychocandy]

FFS. If client says employees can park but not non-employees like contractors then thats it.
Quite common to be honest and just tough tulipe.