Alex Salmond calls for English referendum

[administrator]

I'm sitting here looking like Mickey Mouse. Not quite sure what we're going for here.

Have your kids never thrown the loser sign at you?

[mudskipper]

Have your kids never thrown the loser sign at you?

No. They stick with ******.

Edit: clearly my offspring's insults don't bypass your sweary thing.

[zemoxyl]

Alex is in the paper tomorrow saying there will be another referendum in 2017

Absolutely correct. This guy says he's calling one.........

[mudskipper]

Failed at stirring the tulip in Scotland so trying it here now. <Holds right hand thumb and forefinger to forehead>Looooossserrrrr!</Holds left hand thumb and forefinger to forehead>

I'm sitting here looking like Mickey Mouse. Not quite sure what we're going for here.

Have your kids never thrown the loser sign at you?

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No wonder I was confused. Were you standing in front of a mirror?

[OwlHoot]

Took a long time to find a driver fatter and uglier than him I bet! Hired just to make him look better.

Looks like he hired Ken Stott. That must have cost a few bob

[DodgyAgent]

Somebody please explain what this is exactly "people's senate"

[original PM]

Somebody please explain what this is exactly "people's senate"

lots of poor people voting for free chips n blue pop, easy government provided jobs for all paying way above market rates etc

[Batcher]

There's a storm coming

[Zero Liability]

SNP on course to hold balance of power in Westminster, according to new poll showing depth of Labour's collapse - Telegraph

[TestMangler]

SNP on course to hold balance of power in Westminster, according to new poll showing depth of Labour's collapse - Telegraph

Just need to wait for Minestrone coming along to tell us the poll is wrong and he knows better.