I'm not going to try just in case I can't do it and have to spend then next six years wondering when the axe will fall...
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That article should carry a health warning.Originally posted by DaveB View PostWhat load of complete bollocks that article is. Still, it is the Wail.
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It's right there in the title.
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It's probably been sponsored by the Physiotherapists Marketing Board (if there is one)Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Sorry, but isn't something with daily mail and science/tech in the URL a contradiction in terms?
I've not been able to do this since my early twenties and I'm not dead yet...Beer
is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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I used to do 12 unassisted stand up and sit-downs per night.
Then I realised that I could carry a fozzies in each hand, so now I do 6
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Fifty, smoker, drink far too much, bugger all exercise and did this no problem.
So time to tear up those silly new year resolutions me thinks.Comment
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I mentioned this to the current wife at breakfast. She's a sucker for this kind of thing. I then endured a very disturbing few minutes as she grunted and rocked back and forth in her dressing gown and pants.Comment
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After CUK's little version of kristallnacht look who appears.Originally posted by Unix View PostDid it no problem. Standing back up took a bit of thrust though.Comment
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CUK is blocked at my new contract, what have I missed?Originally posted by minestrone View PostAfter CUK's little version of kristallnacht look who appears.Comment
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