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Famous Last Words.

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    #11
    Originally posted by tractor View Post
    Spike Milligan "I told you I was ill" engraved on his headstone
    He also wanted to outlive Harry Secombe so that the latter couldn't sing at his funeral.

    IIRC he managed it,
    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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      #12
      Originally posted by JoeyD View Post
      What the fuck was that ?? (Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945)
      The mayor of Hiroshima, went on to survive the bombing and founded the folk music group "これを翻訳するためのスペースのあなたの悲しい無駄". In your face. His reported actual last words... "本当にあなたがこの中であなたの陰茎を置くことができます."
      Last edited by woohoo; 5 November 2014, 11:07.

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        #13
        'Oh, and what does this button do?'

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          #14
          Originally posted by woohoo View Post
          The mayor of Hiroshima, went on to survive the bombing and founded the folk music group "Anata kanashī yarō wa, inochi o eru". In your face. His reported actual last words... "Hontōni anata ga kono Chū de anata no inkei o oku koto ga dekimasu."
          What's the translation ? Why have I grown a second head ??
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #15
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            I stand by my words as the complete truth. You can even youtube some of his music, bit dated but you can still dance to it.

            My original comment would have been very funny if it translated properly in google translate. Teach me to post after a whisky.
            Last edited by woohoo; 5 November 2014, 11:04.

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              #16
              Madeleine McCann: 'Is that you Mummy?'
              I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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                #17
                Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                Madeleine McCann: 'Is that you Mummy?'
                Frankie Boyle on CUK now?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  Must be really talented to write music as a carbonised radioactive corpse.

                  Real Death MetalCarbonCarbon
                  Heavy MetalCarbonCarbon

                  (cf Heavy Water)
                  Last edited by Sysman; 5 November 2014, 19:45.
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by zeitghost
                    Must be really talented to write music as a carbonised radioactive corpse.

                    Real Death MetalCarbonCarbon
                    He was a dedicated man.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                      He also wanted to outlive Harry Secombe so that the latter couldn't sing at his funeral.

                      IIRC he managed it,
                      But they did play a recording of Harry singing at his funeral.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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