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The CUK Regulars Roles Thread

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    #21
    I would like to nominate myself for the role of head of offshore hostile mergers and acquisitions.

    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
    No matter how you try,
    Goodbye cruel Labour,
    Your end is nigh.

    International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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      #22
      Originally posted by Xenophon
      List updated...
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #23
        you forgot to put sasguru on the list !

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          #24
          I'd like to nominate myself as the Sports and Social Club football coach.

          I'd pick a Giant Alien Lizard as captain, just like England have.

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            #25
            how about Fleetwood as "Head Pedant"
            Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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              #26
              Originally posted by Francko
              el duder - office mascot
              ?? wtf??

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                #27
                I know, mascots ideally should be cute, but in your case we'll make an exception. Aren't we nice...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #28
                  I just sit in the corner and hope no one notices me.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    I just sit in the corner and hope no one notices me.
                    I just realised you're in MY corner

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by FrankScribe
                      I just realised you're in MY corner
                      There's plenty of room, it's a large corner. I expect John Prescott to start building some affordable housing for key workers on it very soon.

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