The Apprentice 2014 - Official Thread

[mudskipper]

Under whose authority did this thread get official status? I thought AtW was the only person allowed to use the official designation.

[MarillionFan]

Under whose authority did this thread get official status? I thought AtW was the only person allowed to use the official designation.

Since he went to the great bed sofa shop in the sky it's open season.

[minestrone]

What in the name of god is that bloke wearing on his feet?

[Doggy Styles]

"Stephen is a grenade who's been rolled into The Apprentice"

[minestrone]

I got to see 2 minutes of it and the wife told me to switch over.

Did the guy with the white loafers get fired?

[TykeMerc]

"Stephen is a grenade who's been rolled into The Apprentice"

If only someone would get the producers, staff and presenters of this absurd "talent" contest into a room and roll a few live, primed grenades with the pins removed in. Oh, include the TV execs that authorise all these sorts of reality TV shows in there too.

[MyUserName]

'It's not a potato, it's an experience' - classic!

[original PM]

Stephen cannot even speak English

He says: “I can deliver in minus 50; I can deliver in plus 10. If we went to Mars right now, I’d find a way to be excellent.”

Like wtf does that even mean?

[Dallas]

Brilliant - we have people like all of them at my current gig.

[Alias]

Brilliant - we have people like all of them at my current gig. CUK

FTFY