WTF is an ASBO?

[Helios]

This was said in humour. About the only thing I did was spend some counterfeit currency.

Deport me to desserted pacific island with a villa and a bar, with loads of women in bikinis

[CaribbeanPirate]

Deport me to desserted pacific island with a villa and a bar, with loads of women in bikinis

Now you are catching on. It's the only way to get on in this world.

[Emperor Dalek]

Deport me to desserted pacific island with a villa and a bar, with loads of women in bikinis

Would that be an island strewn with assorted puddings?