World war 3 now imminent

[suityou01]

Are you taking the milkman with you?

No. Your missus.

[Old Greg]

No. Your missus.

You might be better off with someone visually impaired.

[suityou01]

You might be better off with someone visually impaired.

We've been at it for ages.

[BrilloPad]

Nurse! The patient has escaped again!

[pjclarke]

I like the anecdote from Spike Milligan's war diaries; one of his fellow footsoldiers gets a letter from home ...

'Blimey! my wife has run off with a pilot'

Spike: 'How did he get to be a pilot with eyesight like that?'

[DiscoStu]

I shall be off the grid, out of the fallout zones, repopulating the planet.

Wanna buy some beans to take with you?

[Old Greg]

We've been at it for ages.

A chubby chaser she is not.

[oracleslave]

After my visit to a chilli festival on Saturday, I can confirm that WW 3 has indeed already happened. The impacted areas were contained to the entire downstairs of OS Towers for a 24 hour period but things have since cooled off sufficiently that you can return to your stations folks. Crisis over, lesson learnt.

[suityou01]

World war 3 now imminent

A chubby chaser she is not.

She tagged teamed your mum.


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[Old Greg]

She tagged teamed your mum.


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My mum is dead and cremated.