I'm in ITIL Implementation... it's such a shame that none of the agents understand the difference between someone who's blagging it and someone who's got their Red Badge AND ISO20000!!! Having said that, as long as you're flexible you might get something ITIL, but apparently there's about 300 apps for each ITIL gig at the moment!
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Here's one for youOriginally posted by kookachoo View PostI'm in ITIL Implementation... it's such a shame that none of the agents understand the difference between someone who's blagging it and someone who's got their Red Badge AND ISO20000!!! Having said that, as long as you're flexible you might get something ITIL, but apparently there's about 300 apps for each ITIL gig at the moment!
Dear Mr C,
I require an Enterprise Architect to work in Qatar.
Skills required are: Unix, Linux, and ITIL. Systems integration client requires Enterprise infrastructure Architect/ working in a Health Check Assessment. Your likely skills make-up includes UNIX Server Admin/Architecture, Storage and Data Compliance (Backups) experience in addition to UNIX, this resource will also need to have Windows server 'recovery' knowledge. You should also be an expert in Clustering and High Availability solutions, plus a strong understanding of server virtualization techniques and benefits. MCSE, Appropriate UNIX/Linux vendor certification or ITIL Foundation certification desirable.
Send me your latest CV if you are interested in the role.
Kind regards
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Senior Recruitment Consultant
Timothy James Consulting
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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That job has naff all to do with ITIL on the face of it!!
God it makes me so mad! I had a response about one today where she said my banking experience wasn't enough...
... So 3 years at Barclays with 28 renewals isn't enough?
I despair!
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I got it because of the Unix refOriginally posted by kookachoo View PostThat job has naff all to do with ITIL on the face of it!!
God it makes me so mad! I had a response about one today where she said my banking experience wasn't enough...
... So 3 years at Barclays with 28 renewals isn't enough?
I despair!
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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Could be although they have come back and said they would be interested in taking me back again, directly... Excellent.Originally posted by Jubber View PostMe too !!
If it is the same client I suggest we fight. Cage fight like they do in schools nowadays?
Just trying to figure out what daily rate I should pitch at...?Comment
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Originally posted by kookachoo View PostThat job has naff all to do with ITIL on the face of it!!
God it makes me so mad! I had a response about one today where she said my banking experience wasn't enough...
... So 3 years at Barclays with 28 renewals isn't enough?
I despair!
Did you happen to work for the IT Manager - Mr Mellish at Barclays perchance ?Comment
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Nope... does DSMP ring any bells?Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View PostDid you happen to work for the IT Manager - Mr Mellish at Barclays perchance ?Comment
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just finished the contract and been looking for a contract nearly 2 weeks now. I find the market is in dreadful condition with more agents phishing for references than ever before .. rrrargh
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