LinkedIn - has it found you a new job?

[DodgyAgent]

Ahh but we will have retired by then (I suspect we may be of a similar age!? - I recently became a grandad) and the new young upstarts coming into recruitment will find another way of making contact with the all important decision makers.

Besides our guy's don't contact managers via linked in, its just used for name gathering, they would then ring the company reception and start working their way through the list of contacts gathered rather than using the contact option on Linked In.

I am nowhere near grandparent age thank you. That would technically mean my daughter marrying a paedophile!

[Another Dodgy Agent]

I am nowhere near grandparent age thank you. That would technically mean my daughter marrying a paedophile!

Crumbs, then I am the oldest!

[DodgyAgent]

Crumbs, then I am the oldest!

Just how old are you?

[oracleslave]

Just how old are you?

Agent bonding

[DodgyAgent]

Agent bonding

I reckon I am his long lost bas**rd son

[oracleslave]

I reckon I am his long lost bas**rd son

If that's true then this bonding has gone a few steps too far. It's a limited gene pool as it is. Can you lick your own nose?

[DodgyAgent]

If that's true then this bonding has gone a few steps too far. It's a limited gene pool as it is. Can you lick your own nose?

[Another Dodgy Agent]

Just how old are you?

Truth be told I am a very young grandad! 40 in fact, my daughter of 21 years of age has just recently become the proud mummy of a lovely baby girl!

My friends of course relish the opportunity to make me feel ancient at any possible opportunity.