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Parliament to be prorogated

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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Then what will we do for charts on CUK?
    We'll hire a monkey and give it some crayons. It might trash scootie's charting legacy, but that's the price of cretinism.

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      Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
      We'll hire a monkey and give it some crayons. It might trash scootie's charting legacy, but that's the price of cretinism.
      Boris Johnson may be back on the job market soon.

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        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Boris Johnson may be back on the job market soon.
        He'd be better inverted, like a pyramid of piffle, and used as a mop.

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          On the plus side, the queen has diverted attention away from Prince Andrew....

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            On the plus side, the queen has diverted attention away from Prince Andrew....
            She should send him to deliver the October Queen's speech on her behalf, just for the lolz.

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              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              She should send him to deliver the October Queen's speech on her behalf, just for the lolz.
              Just remember that Boris is creating a new law that says November and December come after October!

              Rumour BoJo is thinking of creating extra bank holidays too.....

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                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                She should send him to deliver the October Queen's speech on her behalf, just for the lolz.
                That reminds me of a tweet at the last Queen's speech about "bring your child to work day"

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                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  All such events take place in the Bridgwater Services Travelodge carpark.
                  I wouldn't go to Bridgwater for that, or anything else. Baghdad would be safer...
                  His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                    Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                    I wouldn't go to Bridgwater for that, or anything else. Baghdad would be safer...
                    Gammon is Haram.

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                      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                      Gammon is Haram.
                      Is that with or without pineapple?
                      His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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