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We'll hire a monkey and give it some crayons. It might trash scootie's charting legacy, but that's the price of cretinism. -
Boris Johnson may be back on the job market soon.Originally posted by jamesbrown View PostWe'll hire a monkey and give it some crayons. It might trash scootie's charting legacy, but that's the price of cretinism.Comment
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He'd be better inverted, like a pyramid of piffle, and used as a mop.Originally posted by Old Greg View PostBoris Johnson may be back on the job market soon.Comment
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She should send him to deliver the October Queen's speech on her behalf, just for the lolz.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOn the plus side, the queen has diverted attention away from Prince Andrew....Comment
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Just remember that Boris is creating a new law that says November and December come after October!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostShe should send him to deliver the October Queen's speech on her behalf, just for the lolz.
Rumour BoJo is thinking of creating extra bank holidays too.....Comment
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That reminds me of a tweet at the last Queen's speech about "bring your child to work day"Originally posted by Old Greg View PostShe should send him to deliver the October Queen's speech on her behalf, just for the lolz.
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I wouldn't go to Bridgwater for that, or anything else. Baghdad would be safer...Originally posted by Old Greg View PostAll such events take place in the Bridgwater Services Travelodge carpark.
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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Gammon is Haram.Originally posted by Mordac View PostI wouldn't go to Bridgwater for that, or anything else. Baghdad would be safer...
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Is that with or without pineapple?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostGammon is Haram.His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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